lazarusylicious: August 2005

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Ding dong bell..

My head hurts... I spent only 2 hours with Khairul, who is truly sick (mentally and physically), and got the bug from him an hour later... From this day forward, I will NEVER share ice- cream with him ever again.. Weird thing is, I spent 8 hours with Adnan (a guy at work) who is sneezing away and got nothing..

Ok.. I've got issues..

1) 5 THONGS AND 2 BRAS STOLEN!

I did laundry last Thursday night and hung them outside my room. Next morning, while trying to find a bra, I realised that there were a whole row of thongs gone! So I calculated my lost and approached a neighbour who expressed the same sentiments and will help find security.. Then I remembered Salleha complaining on Wednesday night while picking up her dry clothes that her 2 weeks worth of undies (which is at least 14 pairs, considering if she changed at least once daily) are down to 3 PAIRS! So yeah, there's a chi ko pek lurking around.. Sicko!

I WANT MY THONG BACK!!!!!
ESPECIALLY THE PURPLE AND RED ONES I GOT FROM LONERZ!!!!!

But if the culprit's a girl or a sick guy who has no dick, they can have it.. EEEEWWW.. I don't share these things... hahaha...

My fucking seamless bras are expensive and dear to me.. So on Friday, I bought the same types and four thongs on my way home.. I'm fucking broke...

2) MY GRANDMAMA'S GETTING MARRIED!

WOW... I know, that was how I reacted.. Know what Lili thought? TOYBOY... And that I can share him with her then... OMG...

The ceremony's (just nikah) this weekend.. He's about her age, actually.. Close to 70..

I can't stop WOW- ing.. Happy for her.. Someone she can spend yakking and napping with.. haha.. Love, it's truly unpredictable..

But if you knew my grandmama, it's predictable...

3) MY PARENTS SUCK!

I shall not get into details.. Basically, it's weird enough to attend your grandmama's wedding..
Imagine going to your mom's and dad's weddings.. I would probably be the photographer.. Haha..

Maybe I should shut up, be grateful and let them be.. But for how long? it's been a month now and my mom wants him to suffer for a year, as how he did her.. And then they forget about their children and how their arguements causes sleepless, tearful nights..

Pity my younger siblings.. I got thru my teens under a happy roof.. I don't feel like goin back home on weekends, EVER!

Shit happens..

4) I HATE YOU, DOC!

Look, I'm FINE, ok? Gimme time will ya? It's bad enough I'm struggling to make time for EVERYTHING..

Regular appointments again? NO WAY! FUCK IT! BITE MY ASS!

Why not you come to me instead.. Travel all the way to NTU ya? See how you'll be fine with that!

You better be grateful I didn't miss the last one.. I made it on time, even!

Alright folks, that's all I have for the night...

Thursday, August 18, 2005

My Room

Alright... This is a long overdue-d post... Sorry for the delay... Was truly busy (and forgetful)...
Here are photos of my room (finally!)...

My side's the one with the purple bed, the laptop and all the photos... Apparently, Salleha liked photos taken with flash and I don't, cos they look unnatural and fake... So the photos here are a mix of both..

Before...

My "cleared- up" room

Sideview

My side... The "fun" side (Madagascar)..

My fav. things: Pillows and photos. Anyway, these are taken by me, except for the big poster. I need a model. Anyone?

My Notice- me Board..

My dear new laptop...

I am so amused at Salleha's SHELF curtains and her frilly silver bed cover, both she sewn HERSELF!

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

HAPPY LONERZ DAY!

In the year 1999, a bunch of 9 young, rebellious girls were brought together by a UFO (disguised as a teacher given the identity of MRS. NOELINE LEE, in an attempt to turn humans into robotic, Christ- fearing, money- saving, lecture- and pap talk- loving creatures) which changed their lives FOREVER.

Realising this silent and poorly executed attack, the Notorious Nine formed a secret society, initially known as the Toilet Club (thanx to Bedah), which later was renamed Lonerz.

The following are the names of the existing and founding members of Lonerz:

1) Agent G.S. Vidya
2) Agent Heryati
3) Agent Nurul Ain
4) Agent Nur Aisyah
5) Agent Prasanna
6) Agent Sameema Nisa
7) Agent Saratha
8) Agent Usha
9) Agent Zubaidah

Each member was assigned different identities ranging from a Beaver to a Stick Insect and had special powers in different areas of their own:

1) Vidya- Atheletism
2) Yati- Innovation
3) Ain- Sarcasm
4) Aisyah- Seduction
5) Prasanna- Invisibility
6) Samz- Transmission
7) Saratha- Animal Communication
8) Usha- Intelligence
9) Zubaidah- Time Retardation

They attacked the UFO in full force, using sharp and effective annual thank you cards and consistent visits to PPMac. Defeating the UFO bonded them, along with the many secret- military- strategy of birthday celebrations. Friendship blossomed (along with chests) even when posted to different institutions.

After 6 long years of struggle (against ever- shortening skirts and academic performance), they have finally reached stage 19, all awaiting their promotion to the BIG 2-0.

This is their last year in their teens.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKK.... Let's get back into reality...

Last nite, we celebrated Lonerz Day. If you don't know what it is, then you are probably not a close friend of mine, loser!

A tiring day after school, we planned to meet at Seoul Garden of Causeway Point at 8 p.m. for the celebration- dinner and gift- exchange.

Personally, I HATE Seoul Garden. I NEVER believed in paying for a $20 dinner which I will have to boil and fish myself for. When I pay that much, I do expect my food thoroughly cooked using the right ingredients and skills.

Anyway, this day was pre- planned 2 weeks ago, on August 2 (Usha's birthday). Each member was supposed to get gifts based on a theme for another Loner, whose name is pulled out in a draw and kept highly confidential. This is a Lonerz culture since the year 2000.

This year, it was a lil' different as we are now separated into universities, junior colleges, polys and full- time work. Nevertheless, unlike last year, the celebration wasn't postponed. The theme last night was: Teen- hood.

My dear Loner this year is: VIDYA!! The theme (which was suggested by yours truly) was tough, and so I delayed as much as I could. I even bought the gift on the day itself.

However, due to some unexpected circumstances, we were delayed (save Zubaidah and Vidya) and could not make to Seoul Garden on time (yay for me!). We ended up in Pizza Hut instead. So, for the first time in Lonerz history, Zubaidah (the latecomer) was COMPLAINING that we (the others) were late!

At Pizza Hut, we stuffed ourselves with 8 bowls of soup, chicken drumlets, 3 pitchers of Coca-Cola and 3 pizzas, each with different toppings and one with the 3 cheese crust.

Gifts were then exchanged. Everyone was surprised to get to know who their Loner was, except for me.

Apparently, Magdalene told them that I told her I was out shopping for Vidya. So no surprises for Vidya, I guess.

We took LOADS of photos..... 42 of them are below.

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